#totally unrelated im sure

[simplydnp]

thinking about how phil called his cardboard cut-out 'excited' when dan said it was weak in the knees. unrelatedly thinking about phil's own knees going out at seeing sister daniel. anyway

[minisqwish-draws-things]

Was really happy with these sketches

[alienjoyer]

grian is a fantastic minecraft youtuber i love his work as minecraft youtuber. however i think i would hate him if i met him in any other scenario

[lewdkuroneko]

i know god loves me because i was born with a love for pedophiles and freakishly small genitals

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I had a teacher who owned a lilac sweater and one summer the class he taught in got repainted the exact shade of his sweater. We are all still convinced he chose the colour deliberately. Anyway I think professor X would do that

The Search for Professor X girl he blended into the wall while they were painting it 😭😭😭

[the-mononoke-facade]

Annnnnnnd I think I just got the gimmick with the dice

They're not his dice

But now I've gotta ask why Kusu's dragging kids into spirit shit lol

[fear-no-mort]

i was really expecting the reason WHY they’re even apparently trying to get into heaven to be revealed in the cold open but no. so that’s another like 3 days of feeling like oh god what the fuck are they doing i am so scared

[corporatevalue]

When you think of the word charitable, surely enough, Jay - someone who speaks constantly about maximizing profit - will be the last one that'll come to mind. Those in partner- and enemy organizations alike know her to be ruthless and disciplined, just like a true member of the Port Mafia should be. While that perspective of her is accurate, it's not the full story.

That story is reserved for those within the Mafia. A ruthless lady who has zero tolerance for disobedience, yes, but one that is exceptionally loyal to anyone who finds themselves on the same side as her. While she'll never explicitly say as much, the organization - in particular her unit she's gone through thick and thin with - is family to her. She may fail in helping with concerns regarding emotional needs, and doesn't open up much about her own, but — she's sure to express her appreciation through actions of aid, even when the risks involved are high.

Now living in Spirale, she's still there for her subordinates if they need her, and counts on them for the same vice-versa, yes, but ultimately she now mostly just lives for herself as she waits, as there's no trace of the organization she's been loyal to within Spirale. That could change over night if she should return back home or if the executives founded the Port Mafia in this world, too, sure, but for now— she gets by as a finance manager.

…

That isn't to say she's now entirely uninvolved with the trade of sketchier products, though. In fact, it's why she's been traversing within the ground level of Fibonacci; a meet-up involving a deal that has already proven successful, and all that was now left for the day was for her to return home. At the very least, that was the intent.

As she turned a corner, the following sight— it was difficult for her to discern what exactly she is witnessing. It seemed to be a robot of some kind, writhing on the ground as all kinds of… error messages lit up in neon red, but that didn't match up with its batlike wings, that very much weren't metallic like the rest of its body. Was it in pain? In danger? Its surroundings were damaged; was it ambushed, or was it the robot's doing? With the only light source being the red LED, she couldn't tell whether it was some substance like oil that ornamented its surroundings, or plain blood.

Street smarts dictate to get out immediately, and if not, to at least pull out a weapon in preparation. Jay didn't do either. The robot wasn't someone she knows, let alone someone she'd care to help, and yet, she felt something tugging at her. There's no way in hell that thing has anything to do with her homeworld or the Port Mafia, and yet. and yet. Call it intuition, call it a hunch. Whatever the case, Jay couldn't brush off the feeling that it's related to that strange memory that has been plaguing her; the memory with all the wires and skyscrapers just like this sight.

It's not like her to ignore a possible lead.

"Are you okay? Have you been ambushed?" she'd attempt to communicate, checking whether it is responsive, as she hurries to the robot to kneel down next to it. Squinting, she could pick up at least one of the alerts warning about high temperature, and so she'd open her briefcase in a hurry to find something that may help to combat that issue. All she found was a bottle, which, perhaps - by dampening cloth - could help to cool down its metallic surface, but when she opened the bottle, all she received was the stench of disappointment. It was Oil. Why - pray tell - did she carry a bottle of MOTOR OIL with her??

Wait, no. That might be good. It's a robot, after all.

"Here-" she'd hold out the bottle to the robot while a drop of sweat would run down her neck. "It's Oil."

@deathreversed

[malhare-archive]

Every time I get into something that tends to be viewed unfavorably on tumblr I'm like "oh no my followers are going to kill me with hammers for sure this time"

[000marie198]

Hey totaly unrelated question, say you're drawing in a restricted pallete, do you preffer more eyebleeding or subtle colors

I'd say subtle

[kateis-cakeis]

people are really so weird and so fatphobic huh

(and oops most of my commentary is in the tags XD)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

SHE HAS COME OUT OF HIDING 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[andiv3r]

Ahhh eating ramen and bothering my mutuals. A wonderful afternoon pastime.

[hassianlovebot]

i hope they change dispel arrows at some point,, i feel like they need a serious buff? i was hunting a proudhorn with two other people and we all had dispel arrows (which we used the entire time - no one switched to fine), and that thing was still teleporting... took us from statue garden all the way to the flooded wall... i'm okay with the dispel arrows stopping the magic for a short amount of time and not forever, but they literally felt useless the entire time. i get that they want us to hunt them together and the dispel arrows being too beefy would encourage solo hunting them but like,,, they shouldn't feel useless???

[impgall]

I miss when I was in highschool and obsessed w archaeolexicology. Just learned "wolf" in Mongolian is "chono". What the fuck